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a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

wafflesex:

Who’s ready for the Mile High Club

dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder

DAD: whos this kid
ME: His name is Noiz.
DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ
ME: dad no please
DAD: he's got a lot of piercings
DAD: i like his hat
DAD: why does the smiley face have blood
DAD: sara is he gay
DAD: hes so gay
DAD: where's aoba
DAD: they're going to kiss soon
DAD: my gaydar is going nuts
DAD: sara is this your otp
DAD: does this beat sebaciel
DAD: holy shit noiz
DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall
ME: aober?
DAD: is noiz going to fuck him
DAD: cmon noiz be a man
DAD: a gay man
DAD: fuCK HIM
ME: dad you're scaring me
DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here
DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up
DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL
DAD: this can't be
DAD: sara did you make this
DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you
ME: i didn't make this
DAD: when is the sex
ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.
DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player
DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW
ME: dad his name is koujaku
DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU
ME: DAD NO PLEASE
DAD: im done with this game
DAD: oh shit its those kids again
DAD: look noiz is here
DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids
DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?
DAD: SHIT
DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING
DAD: aober dont deny it
DAD: ur gay
DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey
DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober
ME: sure?
DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did
DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober
DAD: aober
ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea
DAD: what if noiz was a girl
DAD: he'd be like you
ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS
DAD: you want to go get some
DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go
DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right
DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz
ME: *leaves the room with laptop*
DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

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laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

http://mybuttpotato.tumblr.com/post/97411495626/theshoujolife-text-tricks-torridgristle

theshoujolife:

Text tricks.

torridgristle:

lillianjessica:

razzledazzy:

the—medium:

<sup> makes words go like thiiiiis.

<sub> makes them do thiiiiis.

<small> makes words go little. The more <small> you have the smaller the word.

Same thing applies with <big>.

<u> makes underlines.

Go here for Full  Width.

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Go here if you want some uʍop əpısdn.

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Of course these are just basic things.  You can also look at the HTML button for the codes if youre not up for searching through Google for them.

The button is here:

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you betray the secrets of the trade

for those who never learned

<code> makes your text monospaced, <pre> puts your text in a grey box

More unicode text is available with these tools.

This tool provides you with characters that match what you draw.

This tool lets you draw in monospace ASCII which you can then put in <code> on Tumblr.

This tool makes big-ass letters with text. Everything but the AOL fonts require monospace (<code>).

(Source: senketsu-jutsu)

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

(Source: moringmark)

himitsurose:

longiloquentreblogs:

theplottinghoofbeast:

keptinkoorks:

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.

THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP

THERE WAS EVEN A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM

WHY DID YOU MISS THE QUENCHIEST GIF OF THEM ALL?

THE QUENCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

"friendly mushroom!"

(Source: meelo)

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